my grandmother

Paatti: can you set the time on this watch for me?
(I set the time)
Computer technician: He's a good boy.
Paatti: No, he's my grandson.

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Father: (In living room) Did you understand what I said?
Paatti: (In kitchen) I didn't hear it at all.
Father: Why didn't you tell me that you didn't hear?
Paatti: I'm shy.